Circumcised at Seventeen: A Previously Uncut Comedy

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“Just think of it as a bad haircut.” Hubert watched the surgeon hold up a sterile bag of circumcision tools. “A week from now you won’t feel a thing.”

For geeky teenager, Hubert Pubes Rawlings, his new job as a shopping center food court cleaner is one thing, but a picture with the hot cleaning crew exposing him as the only cleaner who’s uncut is too much, too fast. When his obscure mother stresses over his nightly dream adventures then catches his father in a single handed affair, she insists Hubert undergo a circumcision. “It’s all about sensitivity, dear. I certainly don’t want you to do like daddy does.”

Meanwhile, because of the picture, Hubert’s popularity has soared. His best friend, Will, tries to convince him that it’s a good thing. That may be fine for Will to say, but for Hubert, it’s simply not the case.

With the circumcision complete, Hubert struggles with his popularity among the food court hotties. Will’s constant encouragement and the cleaning crew’s threatening jealousy adds to his problems—not to mention having to keep his secret of being Circumcised at Seventeen.

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He dropped the camera and stared at its monitor. The video paused. His face, in lustful pleasure, was frozen on the screen.

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Marcus grew up a gangster kid, but now he’s a Priest. He’s come back home to re-start a 19th century Catholic church that has been completely vandalized. He finds out the community is heavily influenced by Satanism—something Marcus intends on changing, but his past lingers and sin is in his blood.

Jada is a Satanist, and she seduces Marcus. Sex is the result. Jada has a history with Marcus’s brother, Louie, involving drugs, money, and murder. She plans revenge against Louie by using Marcus as bait.

Daniel, an old bum who hangs in the streets with goth kids, is the reason for the urban decay; the crime and hate. He’s a satanic leader and the church is his palace. When Daniel finds out a new priest has surfaced, he uses Jada to drive Marcus out by exposing the Sins of a Priest.

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Posted: March 27, 2014 in Uncategorized

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Posted: March 2, 2014 in Uncategorized

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